I was nearly "mugsurveyed" today.
I was walking throo a concrete shopping zone. As you do.
When a lady who I have seen before doing the same thing about a decade ago, approached me and said:
"Do you drive by any chance?"
I said. "No. On the contrary."
She said, after a pause: "Eh?"
I said. "On the contrary, I disapprove of automobiles to put it mildly."
She said, seemingly without a great deal of consideration of my words:
"Oo. I love my car. I'd be lost without it."
Then she walked off to inflict her little survey of car-related adverts and their "success" on a very willing and young-looking mother.
Lost without it? .....................................................................................................................
Think about those words..............................................................
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Even if it makes you take your mind off the traffic......................
Think about those words.....................................................
Lost without it?
....................................................................................................................
Would you really be?..........................................................................
Lost without it?.....................................................
..................................................
........................................Er.
I assume she has been stuck in traffic jams for hours.
I assume she knows that there are far too many cars. Er. I assume she knows that there are other ways for us to get around. Like walking for example.
Does she know the extent of the lives lost through cars?
Does she know that the world could be lost through cars?
Er. .......
I was walking throo a concrete shopping zone. As you do.
When a lady who I have seen before doing the same thing about a decade ago, approached me and said:
"Do you drive by any chance?"
I said. "No. On the contrary."
She said, after a pause: "Eh?"
I said. "On the contrary, I disapprove of automobiles to put it mildly."
She said, seemingly without a great deal of consideration of my words:
"Oo. I love my car. I'd be lost without it."
Then she walked off to inflict her little survey of car-related adverts and their "success" on a very willing and young-looking mother.
Lost without it? .....................................................................................................................
Think about those words..............................................................
.............................................................................
Even if it makes you take your mind off the traffic......................
Think about those words.....................................................
Lost without it?
....................................................................................................................
Would you really be?..........................................................................
Lost without it?.....................................................
..................................................
........................................Er.
I assume she has been stuck in traffic jams for hours.
I assume she knows that there are far too many cars. Er. I assume she knows that there are other ways for us to get around. Like walking for example.
Does she know the extent of the lives lost through cars?
Does she know that the world could be lost through cars?
Er. .......